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I don’t think I have ever picked up a pair of tongs without clicking them together a couple of times.
Gotta make sure they work
channel your inner crab
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oh, so i’m appearing?
im appearing and being perceived?
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can they stop making really nice doc martens because i love them and i don’t have the money
me seeing another pair of cool stompy lesbian boots i can’t afford
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adashofniallandasprinkleoflunacy:
me as i ingest unhealthy amounts of carbohydrates to drown out my problems
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i love that mayhem is a legal term. like u can be charged with mayhem. its like arresting someone for funny business
the jury finds the defendant GUILTY on all accounts of tomfoolery, japing and generally Taking the Piss
causing a ruckus
My client pleads not guilty on three charges of being back on his bullshit
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OSCAR DOES NOT GET ENOUGH INTERNET FAME AS THE BEST GAY REPRESENTATION IN THE WORKPLACE
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i’ve been comprimised
i laughed for about 349583492547252 years
I’ve waited 2 years for this post to hit my dash again. Totes worth it
It get better this guy, he wanted to work for the police but they didnt want him because he was to “unfit” now he spends his freetime trolling and running from the police. he is by now a pretty famous comedian and just to show you
thats him dressed up as sonic and blocking real trafic photograph machines and stuff
thats him spraying a guy who smokes in a zone where its forbiden with a fire extungisher
blocking the street with a DIY railway
blind man driving
AND as a snail on a speedway
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the pope may have called trans ppl “the annihilation of man” but what he didnt realize is that thats a sick title and hes a shitty old bitch
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Detail from Jacques-Louis David’s Leonidas at Thermopylae, 1814.
Wearing nothing but a flower crown and a sword is an aesthetic I can get on board with.
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