is that twilight
yes. yes it is.
this is literally what it’s like to be 21
i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing it’s fins
It’s a cute little thing though.
What a weird cat.
In college, we don’t say “I love you”, we say “I have 5 essays, two finals, and 3 group projects due in the next 8 days” which translates to “I would like to be crushed by a train” and I think that’s pretty cool.
Margaery Tyrell trying to save the day
Why was Oedipus against profanity?
Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.
I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.
i would have this house and then the inside would be freakin colorful and awesome on the inside and no one would ever know
are you Tim Burton?
i’ve been laughing at this video for about 20 hours now
Yes it’s back
Go ahead, make my day.
Everytime a character says the word “Pokemon” in Episode 13 “Mystery At tHe Lighthouse”
THAT’S JUST THE ENTIRE EPISODE RIGHT THERE WHAT
If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.
I reblogged this at like 4am and I’ve spent the whole day thinking about it and randomly laughing
This shampoo was supposed to give my hair volume but I really can’t hear anything
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